AI 1: 1-13, Star Wars Jesus

I’ve been reading a lot about artificial intelligence and I decided to explore a little for myself and have a little fun.


I prompted the artificial intelligence to write the following:

Write a 500-600 word short story as if Jesus had been a part of the Rebel Alliance and standing up to the Empire.

And the AI came back with this:

In a galaxy far, far away, the Rebel Alliance was fighting a seemingly hopeless battle against the oppressive rule of the Galactic Empire. The Empire had vast resources, an endless supply of stormtroopers, and advanced weaponry. The rebels were outnumbered and outgunned, but they refused to give up.

Among the rebels was a man named Jesus. He had joined the Alliance after witnessing the Empire’s brutal treatment of the poor and marginalized. Jesus believed that every being, no matter their species or background, deserved love and respect. He saw the Empire’s actions as a direct violation of this belief.

Jesus quickly became a respected member of the rebel leadership. He was a natural leader, with a calming presence and unwavering dedication to the cause. His teachings of peace, love, and forgiveness inspired the rebels to fight not just for their own freedom, but for the freedom of all beings in the galaxy.

One day, the Empire launched a surprise attack on the rebel base. The battle was fierce, with blaster fire and explosions rocking the base. The rebels fought valiantly, but they were quickly overwhelmed by the Empire’s superior forces.

In the chaos of the battle, Jesus found himself face-to-face with a group of stormtroopers. They raised their blasters, ready to take him out. But Jesus simply stood there, unafraid.

“You do not have to do this,” he said calmly. “There is still time to choose a different path.”

The stormtroopers hesitated. They had been trained to follow orders without question, but there was something about Jesus that made them pause.

“Come with me,” Jesus continued. “Join the rebellion. Fight for something greater than the orders of a corrupt government.”

One of the stormtroopers stepped forward. “But what about our mission? What about our duty to the Empire?”

Jesus smiled. “Your duty is to your fellow beings. To stand up against oppression and injustice. That is the true calling of any soldier.”

The stormtrooper looked at his comrades, who were still unsure. But then he turned back to Jesus and nodded.

“I will join you,” he said. “I will fight for something greater than myself.”

The other stormtroopers looked at him incredulously, but then, one by one, they began to lower their weapons and join the rebellion.

In the end, the rebels emerged victorious from the battle. They had gained new allies, and the Empire had suffered a significant blow. Jesus knew that the fight was far from over, but he also knew that they had taken an important step towards a better future.

As he looked out over the ruins of the base, Jesus thought about the teachings he had spread throughout the galaxy. He knew that they had helped to bring about this moment of hope, and he felt a sense of peace.

For Jesus, the fight against the Empire was not just about military victories or political power. It was about standing up for what was right and just, and spreading a message of love and hope to all beings in the galaxy. In that sense, he knew that the rebellion would never truly be defeated, as long as there were those willing to stand up and fight for what was right.


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